Asthon Kutcher’s New Hybrid

Picture this on your television: Ashton Kutcher stands at the alter saying his vows to a mysterious older woman. As soon as he slips the ring on her finger, he walks away, does a basketball warm-up gear style tear away of his tuxedo to reveal party clothes, and walks into a club where he grabs a random girl and makes out with her. Then, he keeps walking, tears off his club clothes to reveal hippie gear; suddenly he’s outside, where he kneels down and plants a tree. After planting the tree, he looks up at the camera and says “Adultery is cool, but the environment is way cooler; that’s why I drive the all-new Fisker Karma; the Hybrid that’s made in California!”. Then he jumps in his silver Karma and drives away. You’d buy one wouldn’t you? Well you should, because the Two And A Half Men star seems to love his new ride, which can switch between and all-electric Stealth Mode, and a fuel-assisted Sport Mode; it tops out at 125mph, and can go 0-60 in just over 6 seconds. It’s a great car for a crappy person.

 

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