Category Archives: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Spends $20K On A Bike He Can’t Drive

Posted on May 9, 2012 by The Mechanic

You know what’s more awesome than buying a $20 thousand Ducati 848 EVO Superbike? Having a motorcycle license! Everyone’s favorite or least favorite “Boyfriend” singer, Justin Beiber (it’s only one of those two choices by the way; you either love Justin Bieber and are therefore insane, or you hate him and are therefore over the age of twelve) went out and bought himself an ”arctic white silk” colored Ducati that tops out at around 160 mph… without actually bothering to make it legal for him to drive it. The newest top of the line model Ducati landed on Justin’s radar after Usher purchased one for himself. The bike features a wet clutch, which makes it way more quiet on the street but takes some speed off of it. Bieber adds the bike to a very impressive garage that features all sorts of vehicles that a kid as young as him shouldn’t be driving. Feel free to check out some of his other rides, but we warn you, you’re going to want to punt that little twerp in the beans when you see what he’s driving around in while you struggle to gas up your Vespa.

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Justin Bieber Buys Yet Another Car

Posted on April 25, 2012 by The Mechanic

You know, at this rate we’re going to have to just call it quits and become a Justin Bieber fan site, because the “Baby” singer just keeps on buying new cars. Not content with his custom Fisker Karma, or his ultra-custom “Batmobile”, the Biebs recently purchased a smart car; which he then went out and had customized. He had the car painted matte-black and had the front emblem replaced with “SWAG CAR”, which of course sounds and looks just as idiotic and pompous as it reads. With all his car purchases and annoying customizations, Justin Bieber is quickly turning from a somewhat cute but annoying child sensation, into the most annoying teen-pop star the world has ever seen.

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Justin Bieber Heads Out In His Fisker Karma…For Chicken

Posted on April 9, 2012 by The Mechanic

Nothing says “teenager with way too much money to spend” than a $120 thousand sports car strolling through the drive-thru of a Chick-Fil-A; just ask Justin Bieber. The “Baby” singer recently hit up the drive-thru behind the wheel of his Fisker Karma electric sports car, which was given to him as a gift by his manager Scooter. He was with his girlfriend Selena Gomez (star of Spring Breakout) and the two did their best to not stick out. Of course it’s hard not to stick out when you’re driving a customized chrome-painted sports car. It’s also hard to not stick out when you look like a nine-year-old girl and your driving a really flashy car. Rumor has it that the two grabbed their food and then headed to Jim Henson studios. This mysterious visit supports our theory that Justin Bieber is actually a Muppet sent from the future to begin a puppet revolution; a theory we came up with literally thirty seconds ago, but a theory we will defend with our lives!

 

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Justin Bieber Adds Another Car To His Garage

Posted on March 14, 2012 by The Mechanic

We’ve shown you before all the luxury rides that “Baby” singer Justin Bieber had when he was just a sixteen year old kid; then we showed you the “Batmobile” he had when he was just a seventeen year old kid; now he’s eighteen and has yet another nice ride to add to his collection. Given to him as a gift by his manager during an appearance on Ellen, Bieber’s newest wheels are those of a Fisker Karma. The electric/solar powered vehicle has a 2 liter engine and a $100 thousand price tag. The black sports car features keyless entry, bucket seats, diamond dust in the paint, and an engine that can get 100 miles to the gallon and go from 0-60in under 6 seconds. As we’ve told you before, the Karma has two driving modes: an electric efficient Stealth Mode, and a full power Sports Mode. It’s a really nice ride, and it really makes all of our birthday presents look really dumb.

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Bieber Is At It Again

Posted on November 9, 2011 by The Mechanic

Well folks, it’s time to feel bad about yourselves again. Justin Bieber, who isn’t even 18 yet, has another fancy car to add to his collection, although this one might be a little more attainable. Bieber recently purchased and customized a brand new Cadillac CTS-V, a move that probably cost him about $70 thousand when it was all said and done. The Justin Bieber:Never Say Never star, and “Baby” singer took the luxury Caddy to West Coast Custom and had it painted in gun-metal and got rims. It looks great…except for one little customization that makes us want to throw poop-covered bricks through his window; he got “Batmobile” put on in place of the model-tag. What? He’s a 17 year old with a girl’s voice who ‘s never been in a fight in his entire life, and we’re expected to equate him to Batman because of his car? Screw that noise, we don’t care if he loves Batman, because that’s not the real inference of something like this; it’s that he’s as cool as Batman, because otherwise the tag would say “I love Batman”, or his plate would say “BATFAN”. This is what happens when you give 17 years olds this much money, they do douchie things that anger us old folks, because in our day, we respected out superheros…and walked uphill both ways to get to the sticks-our-parents-beat-us-with factory…yeah.

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Justin Bieber’s Rides

Posted on June 8, 2011 by The Mechanic

Teenage pop megastar Justin Bieber might be one of the most annoying phenomenons to ever grace popular culture, but at least the kid has good taste in cars. “The Biebs” (I’m ninety-nine percent sure that people call him that, and I refuse to google him anymore than I have to in order to find out, so I’m sticking to it) has been seen zipping around in black Ferrari F430. An impressive ride for anyone, especially someone barely old enough to be behind the wheel! This thing has gloss black 20 inch wheels up front, under 22 inch gloss blacks wheels in the back and sick and uncommon for a Ferrari flat black paint job. Rumor has it that he was driving this beast around weeks before he turned sixteen, making him both annoyingly rich, and a criminal. Oh yeah btw, just in case he crashes the Ferrari, he also has a white Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder that P. Diddy gave him as a sixteenth birthday gift, and a Range Rover that Usher gifted him on that same birthday. On my sixteenth birthday I got a sweater, $54, and a Better Than Ezra CD. Screw this kid.

 

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