Category Archives: Captain America

Chris Evans’ Car Trouble

Chris Evans, star of Captain America: The First Avenger is a rare kind of star. He’s loved by women because he’s handsome and muscular, and guys like him because he seems like he’d be cool to have a beer with, and he probably wouldn’t intentionally steal your girlfriend. He also probably says “bro” a lot, but not in the obnoxious lacrosse player named “Thad” that drives a Land Rover and constantly talks about how wasted he got last night sort of way; in the older brother sort of way. Creepy man-crush aside, Chris Evans isn’t perfect, and all the cool-duded-ness in the world couldn’t get his buddy’s car to start outside of a club recently. Man, that is a seriously awkward situation to be in. I’ve been there, except it was my Saturn…outside of a Safeway…and I was alone…ok, I was on the bus. Anyhow, well handled Chris, way to keep your cool, Captain America would be proud. Also, we find out at the end of the video that Chris drives a white Lexus, which is surprising, since he isn’t a “Real Housewife” or a rapper.

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Captain America’s Motorcycle!

Even superheroes need a ride sometimes. For every Superman that can fly and every Spiderman that can swing, there’s a Batman that need a mobile. So in honor of America’s birthday (July 4th! Ya big dummy); today we give recognition to Captain America’s motorcycles. Throughout his run in the comics and on screen, the original Avenger has travelled around in everything from a van to a jet, but he always ended up on an old Harley when it was all said and done. Sometimes it was painted Red, White, and Blue, and sometimes it was just a plain old military bike, but it was always two wheels, and it was always ready to kick Nazi ass. It’s pretty appropriate when you think about it; nothing says brash American kick-assitude like a dude dressed like a giant flag riding a big loud motorcycle into battle. So light a sparkler, play some rock and roll, and kiss a bald eagle as you throw up a big salute to the Captain and his steel horse!! (Cue up sick Bon Jovi “Dead or Alive”/ Star Spangled Banner mash-up)

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