Category Archives: Miley Cyrus

Tired of her crappy old secondhand Porsche, LOL and So Undercover star Miley Cyrus seems to have gone out and bought herself a new Mercedes-Benz. By “seems”, we mean “she did buy a new Benz, but we’re not good at transitions”, as the Hannah Montanna star drove off of the lot behind the wheel of a brand new 2012 SL550 convertible. The white luxury car ran her about $127,000, which is pocket change to a girl who’s worth over $100 million. Considering how much money she has, and her track record of trying too hard to act like an adult, it’s a surprisingly tame purchase, and a really nice one to boot. Like we said before, the new ride replaces the Porsche that her mother used to drive, which was “given to her” (how does someone “give” a millionaire something that was bought with her money?) on her 16^th birthday. By the way, in case you were wondering, we did in fact almost make about 9 “Party in USA” jokes during the writing of this article; be glad we left them out.