Category Archives: Eminem

Eminem is a rapper. Rappers like fancy cars and trucks that they don’t need. So guess what folks? Eminem has a Hummer H2! Of course he does; for all the building materials and bulk groceries he needs to transport. I wonder how often he even drives it; seeing as how he’s always either on the road, or being a hermit while writing his albums. Maybe he goes on secret mountain bike trips with Dr. Dre; and they drive up to the mountain in the H2, and then they set up camp, but forget to put their food up in a tree so a bear wrecks their camp site and Dre looks at Eminem and says, “Don’t you know that bears eats people food?!”; then Eminem looks back and says, “Me? You’re supposed to be the doctor!” (cue laughter from live studio audience). Wait, that was an episode of Perfect Strangers. Anyhow, Eminem drives an H2, and it’s actually not as flashy a car as most other rappers; so while it’s unnecessary, it’s not overdone. Good for him…I guess.