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Roger Federer is considered by most tennis fans to be the most dominant, and talented, player of his generation; so it’s no suprise that he drives one of the coolest cars of his generation. When he’s not out hitting the yellow skin (that’s a tennis thing, right?), he can be found zipping around in his over $500,000 Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren; a car so awesome that Abraham Lincoln once said, ”What’s a car?”. Get it? There were no cars back in Lincoln’s day, so he’d be confu- aw forget about it. It’s not super safe for the environment, but as a Mercedes, it’s super safe for it’s passengers. It’s also just a flat out cool car; it looks like a Transformer. I wonder if he picks up his groceries in it, or if he just uses it to get to practice, then puts it back in tha garage so that his assistant ca go get him whatever he needs.What he does with that car will remain a mystery, but it’s no mystery that the Mclaren is a beast, and it’s owner owns the courts.