Category Archives: Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson, the Tennessee Titans all-world running back has an all-world ride. By “all-world”, I mean “ridiculous, yet somehow awesome”; and by “Chris Johnson”, I mean…ok, it’s still Chris Johnson. I’m usually better at those jokes. Anyhow, take a look at Chris Johnson’s super high-riding “donk”. The green and gold Chevy Impala sits on a super high suspension and 30 inch spinner-rims, and despite my generally logical outlook on life, I can’t help but kind of like it. Look, celebrities are going to spend tons of money on their vehicles, that’s just the way it is and I’ve generally got no problem with that. What I do kind of have an issue with, is celebs dropping tons of cash on the same expensive ride that twenty other celebrities have. So when people like Chris Johnson spend a bunch of cash on something that looks kind of nuts, I can’t help but thank them for keeping things interesting. Nice ride Chris, with your new $53.5 million contract, we hope you buy even more crazy vehicles.