Category Archives: Tommy Kelly

Oakland Raider’s Pro Bowl Defensive Tackle Tommy Kelly (that’s a lot of capitals) makes his living wearing black and smashing up the middle, his car looks like it’d do the same. The tackle, who was once arrested for DUI (head shake, disgusted look), drives around in a Black Dodge Charger SRT8. It rests on 24 inch Sporza Estrada wheels, with gloss black centers and chrome lips (that sounded dirty).

It can’t be said enough that this thing looks like something a defensive player with a criminal record from the Oakland Raiders would drive. If you put this car in a police line-up, someone would probably finger it for robbing a gas station, then it would go to federal car-prison, lift a lot of weights, convert to Islam, get out early on good behavior, and then start a community outreach program for at risk teens. Man, Tommy Kelly’s Charger sure is a nice guy…wait, what do you mean, “Am I on drugs?”?