Category Archives: Shia Labeouf

With two DUIs to his credit, Shia LaBeouf, star of The Transformers franchise, probably shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car…ever again. However, he’s super famous, so of course he is still allowed to drive. I can’t drink a Capri Sun while riding a bicycle without getting two points on my license, but this kid does a few hours of community service, signs a few autographs, high fives a robot, and he’s allowed to speed around blitzed at his convenience. I need to go take some acting classes, and not the crappy ones that they give for free in that bathroom at the bus station; the good ones that they give for five dollars at the YMCA. Anyhow, Shia likes to drive around in either that classic red…whatever that is, or more commonly, his Black Chevy Silverado Pickup. Say what you will about the guy, but he knows he’s probably going to crash again and is driving that tank for protection. Always be prepared, that’s my motto.

Shia+Car=Wreck

Another victim of his poor driving