Category Archives: Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Buys Brad Pitt A Helicopter!

Posted on May 18, 2012 by The Mechanic

Okay okay, we know that it’s not a car; the helicopter-ish shape and propeller blades tipped us off; but that thing is a vehicle worth writing about! You’re looking at some pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie taking helicopter flying lessons, and we’re pretty sure that they were taking their lessons in a chopper similar to the one that she just bought the World War Z star as a gift. Yes folks, they’re so rich that despite all the money they give to charity, they still have enough left over to gift each other with $1.5 million flying machines. The Salt 2 star decided to get the Moneyball actor the lavish gift to go along with the helicopter pad that they have at their home in France and in honor of their recent engagement. We’d like to say mean things about the purchase right now, but these two are friggin’ humanitarians and they’ve adopted a small third world village, so if they want to blow some money once in a while, more power to them. Unfortunately though, we must point out that Brad Pitt has the same haircut as the captains of most girl’s high school softball teams, so maybe he should cut it for optimal helicopter-coolness; just a thought.

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Brad Pitt Rides Pax Around In A Sidecar

Posted on January 9, 2012 by The Mechanic

Brad Pitt is awesome; we’re not going to try to say it any other way; Brad Pitt is awesome. First point of awesomeness is that he chooses to ride around not in a super expensive sport-bike or a ridiculously overpriced Harley, but in a Ural Tourist; a bike that cost him less than $15 thousand. The second reason that Brad Pitt is awesome is that he chooses to drive his son Pax around in the sidecare! Do you know how much more well adjusted we’d all be if our parents rode us around in the sidecar of a motorcycles like we were friggin’ Batman and Robin? Brad Pitt is an awesome actor (as has been seen most recently in Moneyball,Tree of Life, Coogan’s Trade, and World War Z), and he’s an awesome dad; if he and his son choose to become a Green Hornet-esque Asian/America crimefighting unit, we fully support them.

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Brad Pitt’s Rides

Posted on June 22, 2011 by The Mechanic

Brad Pitt, star of Fight Club, Se7en, and every woman under the age of 60′s fantasies, likes his rides like he like’s his women: sleak, beautiful, sometimes badass, and able to tow around a bunch of Asian children. Ok, I made up the last one. Anyhow, Pitt’s rolling fleet is pretty diverse. He has been seen riding around Los Angeles on a custom made chopper (not custom made by him, but custom none-the-less), a 2010 Camaro SS (his most badass of vehicles), and an Audi Q7 (with room for the family). He was also seen showing up to a movie premiere a couple of years back in a BMW Hydrogen 7 ( a “clean energy” car). Like I said before, Brad Pitt’s taste in cars is ecclectic to say the least, and with the money he has, he’s bound to keep adding to it in the years to come. He should buy an RV next. Why? Simple, because the idea of him and Angelina Jolie starting a family band and travelling the country in an RV is just too awesome to not see realized.