Category Archives: Michael Phelps

This was originally going to be titled “Micheal Phelps’ Motor Pool”…get it? Anyhow, Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer Micheal Phelps runs around his hometown of Baltimore in any of three black, super expensive rides. First up, is his blacked out Mercedes-Benz SL63 convertible with black 20 inch rims. I imagine he needs the head space of a convertible since he’s freakishly tall, but he probably has trouble baking it out. This brings us to his next purchase, a Range Rover, which he can use to transport all of his uhhhh…swimming equipment around. Finally, we have his new 7-Series BMW, again, with black rims. There’s a couple of problems with his car collection. One, he drives drunk, he’s been cited for it, so I don’t like him having a car period. Two, it seems kind of like he just went out and purchased the Hip-Hop starter kit, and there’s nothing less Hip-Hop than a well off white dude that swims.