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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is An Outlaw In Los Angeles

Posted on April 30, 2012 by The Mechanic

If these photos are to be believed, then Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to have gone from the governor of California, to it’s biggest criminal…wait, Lindsay Lohan still lives there…okay, second biggest criminal. Twice in one week, in two different cars, the former governor and Terminator, Commando, Predator, Last Stand, and The Expendables 2 was pulled over by two different cops, for two different violations.The first time he was nabbed for running a stop sign, and the second time he got caught speeding through Los Angeles (California, US); he wasn’t punished either time. Look, we love Arnold just as much as the next guy, despite his infidelity and poor governing style, but he really needs to learn to respect the laws of the country that he spent so much time trying to become a hero in. If he wants to drive like a crazy person and wear fancy sunglasses, he should go back to Austria; he’s so famous there that we’re pretty sure his toenail clippings can be used as currency there. However, it’s entirely possible based on how hobo-who-won-the-lotto he looks that he’s finally gone senile in his sixties and is driving around like a big ‘roided up Mr. Magoo. We should be happy he hasn’t driven though a parade yet.

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Ben Stiller’s Audi Q7

Posted on November 28, 2011 by The Mechanic

Ben Stiller has been a fixture and a power player in the comedy game for almost two decades; starring in classics like There’s Something About Mary, Dodgeball and Tropic Thunder, and making big pay days with roles in Tower Heist, Neighborhood Watch, and Madagascar 3. Like we always say, to have a great and long career, you have to get old; it’s not our fault; it’s just science. Ben Stiller is no exception, and with age, comes a family, and with a family, comes an SUV, so Ben recently decided to join the long list of celebrities who pledge their automotive allegiance to Audi. Ben’s new ride is the Audi Q7, a luxury SUV that probably cost him around $60 thousand fully loaded, has around 300 hp, has plenty of room for his wife (Dodgeball’s Christine Taylor) and two kids, and gets surprisingly good gas mileage. It’s a great ride that’s safe, quick, and luxurious; solid choice Ben!

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David Spades Grand National

Posted on November 18, 2011 by The Mechanic

He may be small, he may come off as kind of annoying, and he may even be bald; but you really can’t talk that much smack about Jack & Jill‘s David Spade. The Rules of Engagement star is going to win most arguments on the strength of his track record with gorgeous ladies (two words: Heather Locklear), and his awesome choice of car. Spade can usually be found driving around in a mint 1987 black Buick Grand National, one of the coolest cars ever built, that boasts a 3.8-liter V-6 engine and 245 horsepower. It’s the kind of car that makes you assume that whoever is driving it must be some type of super-hero-crime-fighter type, but you’d probably be wrong, because it may very well just be a really tiny former Saturday Night Live cast member behind the wheel. Say what you will about David Spade, but the guy has great taste in women, and equally great taste in cars.

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Taylor Swift’s Old Pink Silverado

Posted on November 7, 2011 by The Mechanic

Taylor Swift, the multiple Grammy Award winning singer/songwriter who brought us “Teardrops on my Guitar”, “Our Song”, “Picture To Burn”, “Love Story”, “You Belong With Me”, and “Mean”, lived the country lifestyle better than most older male “cowboys”… for like three seconds. She was given this pink Chevy Silverado by her record label for her 18^th birthday…and she donated it to charity faster than you can say “Pink Silverado? That’s a terrible id-”. For a moment though, she was the cowwy-est cowgirl to ever strum a guitar; not “cowwy-est” as in chunky, but as in she could’ve definitely been the cutest person to ever tow a horse out of a ditch. We’re not super sure what the Lorax star drives around in now, but we imagine it’s smaller and less neon than her Silverado. Oh yeah, Kanye West interuption joke…those are still cool right?

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Ndamukong Suh’s Awesomely Understated Cars

Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Mechanic

When your name translates from Ngemba (Cameroon’s language) to mean “House of Spears”, and you’re an NFL All-Pro Defensive Tackle, you could pretty much ride around on an elephant carrying a battle ax and no one would be surprised. However, Detroit Lions’ superstar Ndamukong Suh has chosen some more simple means of conveyance. Depending on whether you catch him on the streets of Detroit , or speeding across Europe; he’ll be driving a Grey Chrysler 300, or his Mercedes Rally Car, respectively. The Chrysler is his everyday car, and is really nice, but not overdone, or attention craving in any way; we’re fans of this kind of statement, where a celebrity lets their accomplishments speak for them instead of their possessions. The Mercedes Rally Car was driven by Suh during the 2011 Gumball 3000 Rally across Europe. We’re not sure where Suh finished, but if drives like he plays football…well…then he was probably in an accident. We’re going to just assume he did well.

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Sylvester Stallone’s Custom Mustang

Posted on September 19, 2011 by The Mechanic

I’d like to sit here and complain about how Sylvester Stallone is going through a mid -life crisis and should dress his own age, and blah, blah, blah; but the truth is: I hope I’m going as hard as Stallone when I’m 65 years old. Yes, you heard me, that guy with the nice custom Mustang with the cheesey paint job, and the train conductor/Fidel Castro hat is 65. It proves that what’s cool when you’re 20 isn’t cool when you’re 40, but is way cooler when you’re 60; yes, I know I just made that up. Anyways, take a look at some pics of the Rocky, Rambo, and The Expendables 2 star as he drives around Hollywood in his custom ‘Stang. Laugh at the pain job if you want, but realize that this dude can get you’re mom’s phone number…and your sister’s. Also, Stallone got girls back in the day whilst wearing that shirt from the banner-pic, so he must be doing something right.