Category Archives: Steven Seagal

If you were Steven Seagal and you had to break up an Arizona cock-fighting ring, what would you drive? If you answered “tank”, then you are correct, and quiet possibly as insane as everyone’s favorite basic-front-kick inventor. As part of a segment for his reality show Steven Seagal: Law Man, the martial arts master turned real life crime fighter jumped in a fully-armored SWAT Tank and busted down the headquarters of the animal abuse/gamlbing syndicate in Maricopa County, Arizona. Personally, if I were these guys, I’d be honored to have Steven Seagal coming after me in a tank; I would feel like I’d truly arrived in the cock-fighting game. We can only hope that as part of his awesome descent into early onset dementia, Seagal decides to make that SWAT tank his personal vehicle. If there was a show where all he did was drive around in a tank and stop marine-animal-related crimes, I would never miss an episode. They could it Seagal’s Fish Tank.