Category Archives: Sylvester Stallone

I’d like to sit here and complain about how Sylvester Stallone is going through a mid -life crisis and should dress his own age, and blah, blah, blah; but the truth is: I hope I’m going as hard as Stallone when I’m 65 years old. Yes, you heard me, that guy with the nice custom Mustang with the cheesey paint job, and the train conductor/Fidel Castro hat is 65. It proves that what’s cool when you’re 20 isn’t cool when you’re 40, but is way cooler when you’re 60; yes, I know I just made that up. Anyways, take a look at some pics of the Rocky, Rambo, and The Expendables 2 star as he drives around Hollywood in his custom ‘Stang. Laugh at the pain job if you want, but realize that this dude can get you’re mom’s phone number…and your sister’s. Also, Stallone got girls back in the day whilst wearing that shirt from the banner-pic, so he must be doing something right.