Category Archives: T-Pain

T-Pain drives a hearse. I technically should be able to stop writing now because that’s all that needs to be said; it’s that awesome. Yes, he’s a member of the hip-hop community; so of course he has a bunch of other massively overpriced vehicles in his garage, but we can discuss those some other time…HE DRIVES A HEARSE! Sorry, I’m nerding out pretty hard obviously. As I was saying, the orange and white 91′ Cadillac comes fully loaded too…with caskets…seriously; one has a bunch of T-Pain “artifacts” in it, while the other houses a hardcore speaker system. He recently used those speakers to very appropriately blast Jay-z’s hit song DOA whilst arriving to a party thrown by DJ Khaled. Say what you will about T-Pain as an artist, but between the consummate top-hat-ery, the whacky glasses, and the hearse; the guy has basically turned himself into a character from the old Wacky Racers cartoon. The guy is a snickering dog in a flight cap away from being Dick Dastardly’s brother from another mother, and that’s awesome. Solid choice T-Pain; if this is how you’re spending your cash then autotune away!