We’re not really sure how we feel about Wanderlust’s Justin Theroux as
a person; he seems like a nice enough guy, but he left his girlfriend
for Jennifer Aniston and seems sometimes to be a little more on the
pretentious side of hipster than he is on the quirky side. However, we
are totally sure  of how we feel about his choice of vehicle. Theroux
prefers to drive around the streets of New York on two wheels instead
of four, as the Rock of Ages writer almsot always chooses a motorcycle
over a car. Theroux  has ridden all sorts of bikes, including Ducatis,
but he currently sports around on a BMW roadster that rings of both
bike knowledge and class. Strangely enough, despite our
uncharacteriztic love of his choice of ride, not everyone seems to
agree. How do we know that someone doesn’t like Justin Theroux’s
motorcycle? Well it’s either the bike, or him personally, because
someone recently decided that the best way to decorate the bike would
be with a package of bologna! We’re totally serious, bologna is an old
friend of the prankster, as it’s known to bond with auto paint and
strip it when pulled off. Someone must’ve been angry about where he
parked, or about that hypnotizing super-villian helmet he wears,
because they covered the thing in the pesky lunch meat while it was
parked outside of Jennifer Aniston’s house one night. Word is that he
got the pig-product off before it could do any damage, but he was
probably peeved about it nonetheless. So in closing; we like Justin
Theroux’s BMW Motorcycle…but someone else doesn’t.